Then they try and run the country, and within a month, we all starve to death because you can't eat throwbacks.↵ They win, mostly because LeBron agrees to participate in the dunk contest if elected. It goes so well, he convinces them to run as a third party. Scenario 3: Al Sharpton presides over a really contrived unity press conference between the two players. McCain accidentally directs the Space Shuttle to crash into Times Square, which freaks out everyone so much that we turn into zombies and eat each others' brains. This enrages fans in Cleveland, an important swing state, deepening the racial divide and leading McCain to win those crucial electoral college votes. Freeway takes Stevenson and James on a tour of West Philly, both have a socio-spiritual awakening, and come back changed men. Scenario 2: Jay-Z enters the fray, explaining that both players have simply ripped off the look of his associate Freeway. They nuke D.C., which of course brings about that nuclear war we've all stopped worrying about. That doesn't work, so James gets on the phone to China, who has the bomb. He expects the NBA and Nike to push the Cavs through anyway. The teams meets in the first round, LeBron boycotts the series out of sheer annoyance. After consulting some scientists, I've determined that this one-sided beef could, in fact, quite possibly bring about the end of the world. The daring it took to besmirch LeBron? A rough approximation of Arenas talking from his own silly putty throne? The facile pop culture comparison? No, it's far more serious than that. I really wasn't that enthused about this story, and couldn't quite get why everyone else was. You know, because DeShawn is Soulja Boy, who is beneath LeBron, who is like Jay-Z. And tell LeBron to cut that beard off and stop copying me." Maybe (James) can have Jay-Z there since LeBron's all on his (shorts) anyway. "I'm going to get Soulja Boy courtside seats and have him wear a DeShawn Stevenson jersey. "I hope we play Cleveland," Stevenson said. After pronouncing King James "overrated," and then sustaining some weak hip-hop analogies from the Cleveland press (and Bron himself), Stevenson is back in the ring. At least most of the cast have.Look out LeBron, DeShawn Stevenson is not giving up. This might also mean the I.D.P.D might not be speaking English, since they have spoken it in the past. He might have also been Rogue's tutor to how to speak Trashtalk. The ONLY mutant who can still speak english might be Steroids, since he is the least mutated. They know WHAT english and such is, but they just can't speak it anymore. Eventually, Trashtalk just became the natural language of the mutants. It took a bit, but people soon found ways of communicating via Trashtalk, be it by wrighting what they were saying, then saying it, or other methods. These changes have also caused the vocal cords, lungs, and other vocal necessitys, come out as gibberish trash. The radiation, as you have seen, has cause massive body changes to the inhapitance of the planet. So WHY are the mutants using some odd language instead of English, Spanish, ect? Why? Fish was a cop in the pre-apocolypse, AND was a day away from retirement, so at tops, this wasteland has only existed for about 20-30 years. So, we know the apocolypse has NOT been going on for too long.
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